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natashafromfallout:

Asserting dominance over my cat by slapping the red dot and turning off the laser pointer. I can kill it just fine, sounds like a skill issue little buddy.

(via tchaikovsgay)

firefox-official:

“youre so mean” if you guys werent fucking stupid i wouldnt have to be mean to you. change starts with you

(via unidentifiedspoon)

headspace-hotel:

almost-correct-quotes:

sketchdeath:

remus-sanders-is-the-bestest:

pensivetense:

sketchdeath:

was explaining to my mom on the phone the concept of a cosmic horror and she hit me with the one hit k.o. of “oh you mean like horton hears a who?”

Explain???

me: yeah so basically a cosmic horror is the fear of a godlike being or entity so much bigger than yourself and your perception of the universe that your brain cant possibly comprehend it, often leading to some sort of madness in the stories because of this “break” in your perception of reality because this entity is so incomprehensible to your limited worldview. the concept is credited to h.p. lovecraft because of stuff like cthulu but the guy was also a massive-

my mom, interjecting: ah, so like horton hears a who. i get it.

#wait so like#does the LEGO movie count#they manage to escape into the human world and it’s all hazy because they don’t understand#and the people were controlling them the whole time

SURE
SURE THE LEGO MOVIE IS A COSMIC HORROR
WHY NOT

The LEGO movie absolutely counts, and it’s treated that way from the characters’ points of view. Emmett describes The Man Upstairs as having “hands like giant pink sausages, like eagle talons mixed with squid” which sounds like a human trying to describe an eldritch horror.

Just think, everyone and everything in his world is made of Lego pieces. They are as fundamental as the subatomic particles that make up our world.

From the characters’ perspective, the humans are gods that created these fundamental elements as drastically simplified playthings imitating their own world. Imagine finding out that the periodic table of elements was constructed by gods in order to build a simulation of something thousands of times more complex, and we are just simulations being puppeted by these gods for their amusement.

This also explains why objects like the Kragle and the Scepter of Q-Tip are considered “relics” with unnatural powers—they are discarded items from the higher, far more complex reality that follow the rules of THAT reality, not the characters’ reality. That is why they can influence the character’ world in ways not normally permitted by that reality.

This puts a whole new perspective on the scene where Lord Business uses the nail polish remover on Good Cop/Bad Cop to ERASE HIS FACE.

(via jordisstigander)

sule-skerry:

sapphicazzie:

daniel radcliffe calling out j.k. rowling on her bullshit is big dick energy

One thing I have not seen mentioned in light of this statement, perhaps because it’s just well known or perhaps because it’s been forgotten, is that Radcliffe has dealt with this before. About 10 years ago his friendship with a trans musician named Our Lady J became known to the tabloids. They immediately published sensational articles calling her a transvestite and a drag queen (she was not), and speculating about the nature of their relationship. He responded to insinuating questions by simply being aggressively positive about what a great musician and good friend she was. They did at least one interview together for a queer magazine. This at a time when trans people were even more marginalized than now, and when he as an actor was finishing Harry Potter and under a lot of pressure to ~manage his image~ as he transitioned to an adult career.

TL;DR - Radcliffe has a record of not just saying nice things, but supporting trans people in his life.

(via ceiaofsilence)

waittilldawn:

Croissant Mic & Eraser Bread ! 🥐🍞

I really don’t know what I’m doing—

cricketsintheaudience:

camgirlkaminari:

camgirlkaminari:

i can’t stop thinking about how deku got shredded by carrying appliances around a beach while all might sat on top of them & also about how bakugou has taken up mantle of deku’s new trainer & the confluence of those two things like. does bakugou know that deku can drag 600 lbs WITHOUT ofa? like that’s his baseline. actually, that was his baseline at the start of the year! mans can probably drag around even more than that now! like could you imagine the moment bakugou finds out about this like. he’s been training deku for a few weeks now and:

kirishima: wow deku! thanks for spotting me! I’ll spot you this time, how much weight do you need?

deku: hmm….let’s start with 700? I’ll start light.

kirishima & bakugou: you’ll do what.

bakugou, starting a group chat with sato, tetsutetsu and iida, the heaviest students he can think of: you idiot. I can’t believe you’d make me look like such a fool. where can I buy a baby Bjorn big enough to fit three teenagers. come here so I can strap some boys to you. we’re starting over. fuck

okay wait shut up, 600 is like BARE MINIMUM here jfc. deku is just a little beefcake huh. just a tiny hercules huh

im sorry okay im SORRY I HAD TO

(via narwhalsarefalling)

incorrectmyhero:

Present Mic, going over Deku’s student file: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.

Deku: Yes!

Present Mic: Okay! May I know what you create?

Aizawa, walking by: Problems.